PACE with Emmanuel Oluwatosin

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!A friend sent this to my mailbox and couldnt resist the temptation to laugh. I am sure this is definitely not true but I respect the ingenuity of some people in coming up with this kind of joke. Anyway, […]

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I got this from a friend and was wondering if this is true.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.”
”Pencil”, however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, ”What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, […]

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1. The Lord na my shephard, I dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name.
4. Walahi !, […]

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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand.
Man: “What was that for?”
Wife: “Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with “Daisy” written on it?”
Man: “Oh honey, […]

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The Pope dies and, naturaly goes to heaven. He is met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all the ancient orgininal text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spend time learning […]

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